Why I hate Trashcans

Now for why I hate trashcans.

When I was smaller, smaller than I am now.. I think I'm a midget... is 5' 6" midgettie? Whatever.

Okay, so when I was shorter I was a real clutz like today, nothing actulay has changed, wow. Okay so I was little and I was playing voleyball with my friends at the beach. While trying to hit a ball I wound up running into a pole and my friends started laughing hystaricaly. I turned around to tell them that it wasn't funny and I fell into a full trashcan.

I guess that should go out as a warning to you people out there. Never trust your friends to be nice to you when you fall into a trashcan and make sure to shampoo thouroughly afterwards. Some of my friends still say I smell like old balogna... ew.